THE PRINCESS PROMISED ME THAT WE COULD GO SEARCHING FOR HER BROTHER. THIS MEANS ALL YOU SEXY WRETCHED REBELS ARE DOOMED.

FAIR WARNING.

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/MAI

I'M STARTING TO THINK I'M IN A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE FROM EVERYBODY ELSE, BECAUSE I'M ON ALMOST ALL DAY AND THE PLACE SEEMS RATHER DEAD, AND THEN I GO TO SLEEP AND WAKE UP AND HOSHIT I MISSED ALL THE FUNTIMES. :( SAD PANDA.

IF I CAN'T HAVE ZUKO, NOBODY CAN.

I WILL TAKE OUT ANYONE WHO SO MUCH AS SEEMS INTERESTED IN THE PRINCELING BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:

- KNIVES
- DARTS
- ITTY BITTY ARROWS
- PARTICULARLY SHARP STICKS
- PARTICULARLY AERODYNAMIC ROCKS
- NAILS
- SPONTANEOUS LESBIAN MAIKEOUT SESSIONS
- LOBSTER

ALSO, IF HER ROYAL HIGHNESS AZULA IS READING THIS, COULD SHE GET IN TOUCH WITH ME SOMETIME? I'M GETTING MORE BORED THAN USUAL.

RIGHT, SO...

MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME.

IN A NOTE.

WHEREIN HE EXPLAINED THAT HE HAD SOME SORT OF REVELATION AND THAT HIS FAT OLD TEA-SMELLING UNCLE DEMANDED HE GTFO OF THE FN.

AND JOIN THE AVATAR.

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IN CONCLUSION, I HAVE BEEN DUMPED (IN A NOTE, NO LESS) IN FAVOR OF A TWELVE-YEAR-OLD BOY.

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I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD, OZAI. YOUR SON'S TURNING OUT TO BE A STELLAR PRINCELING. NO, REALLY. SERIOUSLY. HONEST. HE'S GREAT.

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*KACLINK*

HERE'S HOPING THAT KEEPING A LIVEJOURNAL WILL HELP MAKE MY LIFE LESS BORING.

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I SINCERELY DOUBT IT.